Family Guy

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 9

2008-02-18T16:50:00.000-08:00

Episode: #107

Code: 6ACX02

First Aired: 2/17/2008

Description: After attending a concert featuring Barry Manilow, Peter realizes that he has accidentally dropped his wallet there. However, he soon discovers that someone has found it, but is currently using his credit card to buy expensive things. After recieving a bank letter, Peter and Brian track down the culprit to a Chinese restaurant and discover him to be none other than James Woods, whom Peter had previously locked away in a Government Warehouse. Naturally, James is bitter towards Peter and, having stolen his wallet, has stolen his identity as well. Peter and Brian return home to find James there as well, having claimed property of his house and possessions. James calls Joe over to remove Peter from his house. The Griffins are outraged by this, but Joe has no other choice but to abide his request now that James has his identity; he even refers to James as "Peter". The Griffins are resentful of James for what he has done, especially Lois and Brian. When Brian told James, "You're not going to get away with this, Woods," James responded by calling him an "outside dog" and had him tied outside on a leash, to Brian's outrage, citing his Brown education. Unfortunately, Peter is forced to stay off of James' property (especially since James is armed with a shotgun). As James tries to weasel his way into the Griffins' lives, Peter and Brian move into a hotel together, with Peter wanting nothing more than to be with Lois. Peter attempts to sneak into the house, disguising himself as Chris's friend, Scooter, but his identity is revealed after James tricked Peter into taking off his hat. Peter begins to despair until Brian points out that Peter himself has the ability to assume James' identity and get revenge himself. After Stewie forges Peter a fake ID card, Peter manages to convince the public that he is James Woods. Then, on live television, he says several inconsiderate remarks that ruin James' career (such as mentioning that he is starring in a shallow comedy based on 9/11). James is furious and confronts Peter but, exactly as before, Peter and Brian trap him in a box with Reese's Pieces as bait. Peter happily reunites with Lois and the rest of the family and James is sent back to the Government Warehouse to be studied by "top men" yet again.

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Family Guy Season 6 Episode 8

2008-02-18T16:36:00.000-08:00

Episode: #106

Code: 5ACX19

First Aired: 1/13/2008

Description: Peter decides to grow a mustache, but then he's mistaken for a fireman (because they all have mustaches), so he lends a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a "thank you" but he eats so many that he eventually has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company and becomes friends with a genetically engineered cow (Montalban) he meets after infiltrating the McBurgertown warehouse. Meanwhile, Stewie sets out to become the most popular boy at James Woods High

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Peter's Daughter (newest episode)

2007-11-27T10:12:00.001-08:00

First aired: 11/25/2007

After Quahog is hit by a flood, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma. When she wakes up and sees a cute med student, they immediately hit it off. Overprotective of his daughter, Peter is determined to drive the med student away. That is until Meg reveals that she is pregnant.

Peter's Daughter

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 13

2007-11-27T09:55:00.000-08:00

Episode: #63

First Aired: 9/25/2005

Description: When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrated by his new job at the beer factory.

Jungle Love

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 12

2007-11-27T09:51:00.000-08:00

Episode: #62

First Aired: 9/18/2005

Description: When Peter and the guys decide to go fishing, they end up caught in a storm. Stranded on a desert island, their families fear the worst. Rescued by a cruise ship months later, Peter suprises Lois at home, where he finds out that she has a new husband.

Perfect Castaway

Family Guy Season 3 EPisode 11

2007-11-27T09:44:00.000-08:00

Episode: #61

First Aired: 9/11/2005

Description: Peter and Brian's friendship becomes strained after Brian begins dating Meg's high school teacher. Peter finds a replacement in new best friend James Woods, who is visiting Quahog because of a suggestion to rename James Woods High School after Martin Luther King Jr.

Peter's Got Woods

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 10

2007-11-27T09:31:00.000-08:00

Episode: #60

First Aired: 7/24/2005

Description: Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian in need of cash to buy his de-worming medication agrees to become his salesman.

Model Misbehavior

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 7

2007-11-25T22:25:00.000-08:00

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 6

2007-11-25T22:22:00.000-08:00

Episode: #104

First Aired: 11/18/2007

Description: Peter starts an anti-immigration group, but immediately changes his views after discovering he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his American citizenship, he is labeled as an illegal immigrant and forced to work as a laborer.

Padre de Familia

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 5

2007-11-25T22:14:00.001-08:00

Episode: #103

First Aired: 11/11/2007

Description: Returning from her presumed death, Lois reveals her attempted killer to be Stewie. Stewie then takes his family hostage, slowly gaining more power until the world itself is at its knees. Desperate to put an end to Stewie's reign of terror, Lois realizes what she must do...

Lois Kills Stewie (2)

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 4

2007-11-25T22:12:00.000-08:00

Episode: #102

First Aired: 11/5/2007

Description: Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie's matricidal tendencies are rekindled. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie carries out his diabolical plan.

Stewie Kills Lois (1)

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 3

2007-11-25T22:09:00.000-08:00

Episode: #101

First Aired: 10/7/2007

Description: When Bonnie tells Joe that she is tired of being married to a handicapped person, Joe gets a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe engages in extreme sport, and soon ditches his current friends, for more active ones. Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson.

Believe It Or Not, Joe's Walking On Air

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 2

2007-11-25T22:07:00.000-08:00

Episode: #100

First Aired: 9/30/2007

Description: Peter convinces Brian to move in with Jillian. Stewie moves in with them as well to help pay the rent, but he tries to interfere with Brian and Jillian's relationship by throwing Brian a drinking party. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris get jobs at the local convenience store. While Chris and the manager, Carl, talk about their favorite movies, Meg is stuck with all the hard work. She eventually stands up for herself and as a result, gets fired.

Movin' Out (Brian's Song)

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 1

2007-11-25T20:32:00.000-08:00

Episode: #99

First Aired: 9/23/2007

Description: With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter begins to tell a story, which leads to a Star Wars flashback. Acting out scenes from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Peter plays Han Solo, Lois is Princess Leia, Stewie becomes Darth Vader, Brian plays Chewbacca, and Chris is Luke Skywalker. Cleveland and Quagmire will play the parts of R2-D2 and C-3PO, while Herbert is the wise Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Blue Harvest

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 9

2007-11-25T20:29:00.000-08:00

Episode: #59

First Aired: 7/17/2005

Description: Lois's kleptomania lands her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in a worse state of disarray than usual. In an effort to restore their lives Peter breaks Lois out of jail, only to find themselves fugitives living in "Asian Town" Peter takes up sumo wrestling to pay the bills, until Joe sees Peter on television and goes after them. The family takes refuge in the sewers but it is no use; Joe follows them even down there. A miscalculation sends him hurtling towards his certain doom when Lois saves him... which somehow magically absolves her of her crimes

Breaking Out is Hard to Do

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8

2007-11-25T20:14:00.000-08:00

Episode: #58

First Aired: 7/10/2005

Description: Peter runs up his tab at Mort's Pharmacy. When he is told he has to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans. When Meg finds out that Neil is dating another girl, she becomes jealous and tries to find herself a boyfriend. Meanwhile, Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his new babysitter.

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Family Guy Season 3 episode 7

2007-11-25T20:00:00.000-08:00

Episode: #57

First Aired: 6/26/2005

Description: "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up falling in love with the bachelorette. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty pimple on his cheek, which talks to Chris and likes to cause mischief.

Brian the Bachelor

Family Guy Season 3 EPisode 6

2007-11-25T19:57:00.000-08:00

Episode: #56

First Aired: 6/19/2005

Description: After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian suggests he take a test of the MacArthur Genius Grant. The test results say that Peter is technically mentally challenged. Peter has no problem abusing this handicap until Lois is injured and the kids are taken away because Peter is not mentally fit for parenting.

Petarded

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 5

2007-11-25T19:53:00.000-08:00

Episode: #55

First Aired: 6/12/2005

Description: When Peter hears Loretta scream, he tries to help out, but discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland. Peter figures out that it was Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland about it. But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn't take it lightly.

The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 4

2007-11-25T19:47:00.000-08:00

Episode: #54

First Aired: 6/5/2005

Description: When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but when their first gig fails, the family ends up performing. Impressed by Meg's singing, a record producer signs the family, and their travels eventually land them on "Saturday Night Live.

Don't Make Me Over

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 3

2007-11-25T19:41:00.000-08:00

Episode: #53

First Aired: 5/15/2005

Description: After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing to be proud of. He then attempts to achieve fame by setting the world's record for most nickels swallowed. However, a slight miscalculation leaves him blind with nickel poisoning.

Blind Ambition

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 2

2007-11-25T19:18:00.000-08:00

Episode: #52

First Aired: 5/8/2005

Description: Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris' school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a class of troubled kids, Chris falls in love with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to love Chris only if he kills her husband. When Lois finds out, she and Stewie decide to teach Chris a lesson.

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

Family Guy Season 3 Episode 1

2007-11-25T19:03:00.000-08:00

Episode: #51

First Aired: 5/1/2005

Description: Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they find a copy of a "The Passion of the Christ" sequel. They attempt to destroy the film and end up being chased by two priests who went to retrieve the film.

North by North Quahog

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 23

2007-11-25T00:24:00.000-08:00

Episode: #50

First Aired: 11/9/2003

Description: The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems. When Peter wishes for a Jewish "money guy" to help them, Max Weinstein comes to the rescue. After meeting Max, Peter decides Chris could be successful if he converted to Judaism as soon as possible, but the plans for a "quickie" bar mitzvah in Las Vegas are quickly foiled by Lois.

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 22

2007-11-25T00:16:00.000-08:00

Episode: #49

First Aired: 2/14/2002

Description: In a special three-story episode, Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer profound questions: "Li'l Griffins" The Griffins as the little rascals. Kid versions of Peter, Joe, and Brian decide that they don't need girls. When they first meet Lois however, they quickly abandon their anti-girl sentiment. In school, Lois reads a book touting the virtues of bravery, and Peter and Quagmire try to prove who's the bravest by staying in a haunted house overnight. "No Bones About it" Peter rubs a beer bottle and a Genie pops out to grant him three wishes. Peter first wishes that Jackie Gleason wasn't dead. A zombie-like Gleason terrorizes the Griffins until Stewie blasts it dead. Peter then wishes he didn't have any bones. The Genie transforms him into a gelatin blob and he can no longer have sex. Upset, Peter flushes himself down the toilet and winds up in Hollywood. He meets a doctor who tells him about a re-boning procedure. Peter gets the operation, which turns out came from bones donated from his own family. "Super Griffins" A tanker truck containing radioactive waste slams into the Griffin house. The radiation affects each Griffin in a different way. Lois gains super strength while Peter has morphing ability. Lois tells her family that they must not abuse their powers. Of course that doesn't work and the town is forced to hold a meeting to see how to stop the Griffins from wreaking havoc. Adam West realizes he must fight fire with fire. He volunteers to roll around in toxic waste but he only gets lymphoma as a result. The Griffins, racked with guilt, use their powers to make Adam's recovery more comfortable.

Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 21

2007-11-25T00:10:00.000-08:00

Episode: #48

First Aired: 2/7/2002

Description: Stewie is addicted to the British hot children's show "Jolly Farm Review" based on Mother Maggie, a benevolent figure who looks after kids on a farm. Brian makes fun of Stewie for watching the show, but Stewie is determined to visit Jolly Farm in England because he thinks he belongs there. He stows away on a British Airways jet, which he assumes is headed for London. Brian tries to drag Stewie off the plane, but before he can, the plane takes off. When the plane lands, they discover that they are in Saudi Arabia are stranded in the middle of a desert with no passports or resources to get out. As luck would have it, Brian and Stewie encounter a Comfort Inn in the middle of nowhere and manage to steal a hot-air balloon to fly home, but the contraption falls apart over Italy, just as the Pope is about to address the masses. Brian wants to head home, but Stewie insists on finding the Jolly Farm in England. When they finally get to England, Stewie runs onto the set of the show. His fantasy is crushed when he encounters only a set full of props and disgruntled people, including Mother Maggie. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter travel to KISS-stock, where Lois embarrasses herself because she doesn't know the lyrics to a KISS song. She redeems herself though when it's revealed that she once hooked up with band leader Gene Simmons!

Road to Europe

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 20

2007-11-25T00:00:00.000-08:00

Episode: #47

First Aired: 1/31/2002

Description: Peter's jealousy reaches new heights when he accompanies Lois to the gynecologist. As the doctor prepares to examine Lois, Peter refuses to let him near her. Later, while shopping, Lois runs into an ex-boyfriend, Ross Fishman, who innocently asks her out for coffee. Fearful of Peter over-reacting, Lois sneaks off to meet Ross. At the same time, Joe picks up Peter for a joyride in his new high-tech surveillance van. While parked outside a diner, they see Lois and Ross inside. Using the van's high-tech gadgets, Peter misinterprets Lois and Ross' words. Angered, Peter decides to make Lois jealous by hiring prostitutes to pose as his ex-girlfriends. Realizing their marriage needs help, Lois and Peter see a marriage therapist, who suggests placing video cameras around the house for a week. After viewing the tapes, the therapist recommends that Peter and Lois date other people during a trial separation. Quagmire, hoping to take advantage of Lois' vulnerability, invites her on a date to a restaurant where they run into Peter and his gorgeous date, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Lois becomes enraged with jealousy and shoos Peter's date away. They leave together happily. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian accidentally super glue themselves together at the store. They have to wait a week before the solvent arrives in the mail. While stuck together, they actually begin to like one another. Of course, things return to normal the moment they're released from their glued prison.

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 19

2007-11-24T23:56:00.000-08:00

Episode: #46

First Aired: 1/24/2002

Description: When Brian expresses his interest in theatre, Lois tells him to try out for the Quahog School of Performing Arts. During the audition, Brian turns in a mediocre performance and is dismissed by the judges. Stewie, determined to get Brian a second chance, throws a melodramatic fit. The teachers, impressed with Stewie's theatrics, enroll him in the rising stars program. Stewie doesn't realize he is struggling at the school until he overhears his teachers discussing how he and Olivia, the school's most promising but overly haughty student. will be asked to leave if they don't shine in the quarterly review. Stewie tells Olivia that they must put on the performance of a lifetime or they'll get kicked out, and their routine is a hit. Stewie and Olivia become fast friends, but the harmony ends when competition, pressure and fast-fame set in. Olivia walks off the stage mid-routine, leaving Stewie to finish the performance. Stewie takes his act solo, but is booed everywhere he goes. Meanwhile Meg finally gets a boyfriend, a boy from an all-American family. There's only one problem with this family though - they're nudists.

From Method to Madness

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 18

2007-11-24T23:51:00.000-08:00

Episode: #45

First Aired: 1/17/2002

Description: When Brian is arrested for drunk driving, he's forced to do community service, which consists of helping Pearl, a middle-aged, agoraphobic, bitter woman. Brian gets so fed up with her insanity, that he storms out of her house. Later, Brian watches a television documentary that reveals Pearl's past as a top advertising jingle singer of the 1950s and 60s. Brian warms up to her, realizing where her pain comes from, and eventually she warms up to him too. He convinces Pearl to actually go outside, but she gets by a bus. While on her deathbed, Brian and Pearl share a fantasy intimate moment, but as they are about to kiss, she dies. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard and learns that a swallow has nested inside it. He wants to shave it off but can't when he finds out the bird is an endangered species. Peter eventually grows attached to the bird and starts feeling maternal. Lois is finally able to convince Peter to let the bird fly away and also teaches Brian about moving on with his life after Pearl's death.

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 17

2007-11-24T23:33:00.001-08:00

Episode: #44

First Aired: 12/21/2001

Description: Lois loves the holiday season and is excited about decorating the house, opening presents and introducing Stewie to Santa Claus. Stewie, on the other hand, is completely paranoid about this fat man in a red suit who can somehow maintain 24-hour surveillance on all the world's children! Peter, sent to drop off one gift to Toys for Toddlers, accidentally gives all the family's presents to the charity. When he and Lois hit the mall to rebuy everything - they are caught up in the last-minute shopping madness. Lois and Peter are completely frazzled, but Lois clings desperately to the hope that they can still have wonderful Christmas. That hope is dashed, however, when they arrive home to find Brian, the house and the Christmas turkey burned to a crisp. Lois finally snaps and goes on quest to snatch the star from atop the city's huge Christmas tree. Only Stewie's motivational speech as the baby jesus (and a tranquilizer gun) can bring Lois back down to earth.

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 17

2007-11-24T23:33:00.000-08:00

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 16

2007-11-24T23:19:00.000-08:00

Episode: #43

First Aired: 12/20/2001

Description: Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.

Ready, Willing, and Disabled

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 15

2007-11-24T23:12:00.000-08:00

Episode: #42

First Aired: 12/6/2001

Description: Chris gets a new job as the water boy for the basketball team. After being around the black players, Chris becomes a super-cool black dude in a white person's body. Peter takes Chris to learn about his own Irish heritage at a museum. Chris later visits a library to look up his genealogy and is elated to discover that a black man (Nate Griffin) was part of his family. Peter tries to embrace his black culture by visiting a black theatre and club, but he doesn't get it. When Lois' parents visit, it is revealed that the Pewterschmidts' ancestors owned Nate Griffin. The Pewterschmidts' give Peter money to alleviate their guilt. Soon Peter begins to suffer the discrimination of being black. While at a basketball game, Peter looks in the mirror and he sees Nate, who shows him that he has been selfish. Peter announces to everyone in the gym that he was a jerk for taking the money. He throws the cash in the air, and everyone scrambles to get their share, showing that all races are unified by greed. Meanwhile, Stewie plots to get rid of the head cheerleader so he can be on top of the pyramid.

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 14

2007-11-24T23:09:00.000-08:00

Episode: #41

First Aired: 11/29/2001

Description: Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

Screwed The Pooch

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 13

2007-11-24T22:59:00.000-08:00

Episode: #40

First Aired: 11/15/2001

Description: Chris chooses a robber out of a lineup, but after Peter accidentally tells the robber where the family lives, the Griffins are placed in the witness protection program. They are sent to the Deep South, where Chris makes a new friend, Sam. Peter questions the truth of a Civil War reenactment that showed the South winning the war, leading to Sam's father forbidding Sam from seeing Chris. Upset, Sam runs away with Chris and kisses him on the mouth. Chris tells Sam that he doesn't like boys and doesn't like him in a physical sense. The FBI agents guarding the Griffin house in Quahog accidentally tell the robber the location of the Griffins. Sam reveals to Chris that she is not a boy, but a girl. Then the robber arrives in the South, about to kill Chris, but the towns folk stop him just in time.

To Love and Die in Dixie

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 12

2007-11-24T22:53:00.000-08:00

Episode: #39

First Aired: 11/8/2001

Description: Peter goes with Lois to visit her sister Carole, who is now pregnant, but alone since her husband walked out on her. Carole goes into labor and Peter helps deliver the baby. Caught up in the moment, Peter and Lois decide that they want another baby. Stewie however, does not agree. Stewie does everything possible to keep Peter and Lois away from each other, but when he is locked out of their room, he is forced to take desperate measures. Stewie ends up shrinking himself down to microscopic size and seeking out his sperm-brother inside Peter's body. Instead of trying to kill his unborn brother Stewie and him unite to destroy Lois.

Emisssion Imposible

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 11

2007-11-24T22:49:00.000-08:00

Episode: #38

First Aired: 9/19/2001

Description: Peter, Still out of a job, and now severely obese, decides to take on a new profession: Fishing. After buying a boat at a police auction, he soon finds himself in debt to a loan shark. When Peter hears of a legendary fish that, when caught, could win him the money he needs, he and the guys go searching for the mystical creature called 'Daggermouth'. Meanwhile, Lois tries to cheer up Meg with a spring break trip, where Lois is the one getting all the attention.

Fish Out of Water

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 10

2007-11-24T22:43:00.000-08:00

Episode: #37

First Aired: 9/5/2001

Description: Peter's boss comes to dinner at the Griffin house but soon dies. The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is turned into the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute. Unemployed, Peter begins his search for a job and ends up going after his lifelong dream of becoming a knight at a traveling Renaissance Fair. Caught in a compromising position with the infamous Black Knight's wench, he must defend his family's honor in an duel with the Black Knight.

Mr. Saturday Knight

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 9

2007-11-24T22:42:00.001-08:00

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 8

2007-11-24T22:36:00.000-08:00

Episode: #36

First Aired: 8/29/2001

Description: When Meg, due to her crush on Tom Tucker, the newscaster, applies for an internship at the local television station and gets the job, she is disappointed to find that her news partner is the most reviled nerd in school, Neil. Caught in a life-threatening news situation, Meg laments that she never had a first kiss and agrees to kiss Neil only to find that he taped the whole thing in order to broadcast it across the world. Meg broadcasts her own news that she has no interest in Neil, sending him to the ledge on top of Town Hall. She breaks his fall, only to find out that he had no intention of jumping and was just trying to get her attention again. Stewie's prized new tricycle is stolen by the neighborhood bully, but the bully soon learns not to screw with Stewie.

The Kiss Seen Around the World

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 7

2007-11-24T20:23:00.000-08:00

Episode: #35

First Aired: 8/22/2001

Description: Bonnie convinces Lois to join her Tae-Jitsu class and Quahog is invaded by New York "leafers" coming to look at the pretty colored leaves in fall. Lois quickly becomes a black-belt, and Peter uses his new dangerous wife to drive away all the annoying New Yorkers. However, Lois's new-found violent side finds its way into the Griffin household, and after trying counseling, the whole family has an all-out brawl to get it out of their system.

Lethal Weapons

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 6

2007-11-24T20:19:00.000-08:00

Episode: #34

First Aired: 8/15/2001

Description: Peter sneaks away on his and Lois' anniversary to play golf at an upscale country club, only to be struck by lightning and have a near-death experience. Death promises to give Peter a revelation to help his marriage if Peter helps him get a date. Meanwhile, Peter sets up a fake scavenger hunt for Lois and the kids, which takes them all over Quahog.

Death Lives

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 5

2007-11-24T20:05:00.000-08:00

Episode: #33

First Aired: 8/8/2001

Description: Peter feels jealous when he finds out Chris has a larger penis than he does, so he tries various tactics like buying a new car and joining a gun club. He then takes Chris on a father-son hunting trip only for Chris to eventually save the day. Meanwhile, Meg finds herself to be a target of abuse for the cool kids at school when she joins the flag girl squad.

And the Wiener is...

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 4

2007-11-24T19:58:00.000-08:00

Episode: #32

First Aired: 8/1/2001

Description: When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

One If By Clam, Two If By Sea

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 3

2007-11-24T19:55:00.000-08:00

Episode: #31

First Aired: 7/25/2001

Description: Peter's toy company gets bought out by the El Dorado Cigarettes company, and the toys are then used to market cigarettes to children. When Peter, on Lois's advice, confronts his new bosses about their evil use of toys, they promote Peter to president to shut him up. Lois, pleased with all the perks that come with Peter's new position, keeps her mouth shut too, while Brian quits smoking in protest. Peter's bosses send him to Washington to lobby against a bill that would put them out of business, because they figure politicians will be able to relate to a big dumb fat guy. When Lois finds Stewie smoking a cigarette, she goes down to Washington to stop what Peter's doing, and Peter ends up getting the El Dorado Cigarettes company fined $100,000,000. Brian helps himself to a cigarette as the family drives away.

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2

2007-11-24T19:51:00.002-08:00

Episode: #30

First Aired: 7/18/2001

Description: The Griffin family learns Brian has gone to Hollywood. After trying out on Kids Say the Darndest Things, Stewie awarded an appearance, and the Griffin get a free trip to Los Angeles. Brian doesn't want the family to know what he's really doing in Hollywood, and tries to cover it up.

Brian Does Hollywood (2)

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 1

2007-11-24T19:51:00.001-08:00

Episode: #29

First Aired: 7/11/2001

Description: Taking his therapist's advice, Brian starts helping others by doing volunteer work. Peter wins a paid vacation at work, and the family prepares for going on a cruise. Noticing that Brian's nose has great strength, Joe offers him a job as a police dog to search for drugs. Brian becomes a successful drug-sniffing dog for the Quahog police department, but along the way he gets addicted to cocaine. Because of Brian's cocaine problem, Lois insists on canceling their family vacation in the Bahamas to help support Brian while he's in rehab. Peter is disappointed that the vacation has been canceled, so he decides to tag along with Brian when he sees the beautiful clinic. A therapist at the clinic tells Brian that Peter is a bad influence on him. Although Brian defends Peter and leaves rehab in protest, Brian thinks that he needs time away from the Griffin family to find himself, and leaves Quahog for parts unknown.

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 1

2007-11-24T19:28:00.000-08:00

Family Guy Season 16

2007-11-24T18:47:00.000-08:00

Episode: #16

First Aired: 4/4/2000

Description: To get a favorite show back on the air, Peter convinces the "Make-A-Dream Come True" Foundation that Chris is dying, and that his wish is for the show to go back on the air. The scam leads to Peter "Magically healing Chris" and people thinking that he is God.

If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 28

2007-11-24T11:55:00.000-08:00

Episode: #28

First Aired: 8/1/2000

Description: After a father-son camping trip, Peter realizes how irresponsible Chris is after raccoons steal their food and their car. Back at home, Peter gets Chris a job at the local golf course to try and teach him to be more responsible. Chris is content to just pick up golf balls, until he discovers that Peter has entered the father-son golf tournament, with Cleveland Jr.! Discouraged that Peter is focusing all his attention on Cleveland Jr., Chris rebels by hanging out with Quagmire at strip clubs. Ultimately, Cleveland Jr. abandons Peter who recruits Chris at the last minute. However, when they lose, Peter must deal with an angry group of gamblers who put money on Cleveland Jr. Despite all the recent heartache, Chris gives his dad his first paycheck in order to save his butt!

Fore, Father

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 27

2007-11-24T11:53:00.000-08:00

Episode: #27

First Aired: 7/25/2000

Description: When the local brewery has a contest offering tours of the plant, Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge trying to find the winning beer can. Through a stroke of dumb luck, Peter and Brian actually find one of the winning "scrolls". In a Willy Wonka homage, Peter and Brian start the tour, but are quickly kicked out after drinking the "Beer that wasn't supposed to be tasted." Meanwhile, Lois's students have a big piano recital/competition coming up - and Lois is praying one of her students wins. She thinks she's got a lock on it when she signs a new student, Ling, a piano prodigy. However, in her enthusiasm, Lois works Ling too hard and she drops out! In an odd twist, Peter - in a drunken stupor over being booted from the contest - sits down at the piano and plays brilliantly! Lois is thrilled and keeps Peter drunk long enough to win the piano recital.

Wasted Talent

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 26

2007-11-24T11:51:00.000-08:00

Episode: #26

First Aired: 7/18/2000

Description: After an interview at Brown University, Meg realizes she needs more extra-curricular activities to gain entrance to this prestigious school. She joins every club and even tries cheerleading, but fails miserably at them all. Finally, she decides to join the school newspaper. Her journalism career goes nowhere, until Peter fabricates a story regarding actor Luke Perry. Peter writes a gossipy article, but uses Meg's byline. When the article is published it creates a sensation, because Peter claimed Luke Perry was gay. Meg and Peter soon become embroiled in a headline-grabbing lawsuit when Luke sues them for defamation of character.

The Story on Page One

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 25

2007-11-24T11:49:00.000-08:00

Episode: #25

First Aired: 7/12/2000

Description: The town zoning laws won't allow Peter to build a pool in his yard. When he tries to get a permit, he discovers that his property is actually not part of Quahog, and therefore not part of the United States. Armed with this new information, Peter makes his land his own country, calling it Petoria. When Peter gets no respect in the United Nation, he decides to invade Joe's pool, which brings the U.S. Army to his border. The Griffins can only survive so long without water, electricity, heat, or access to the United States, and finally, Lois and the kids leave President Peter, along with Brian, to his third-world country. Peter finally repatriates only a week after seceding.

E. Peterbus Unum

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 24

2007-11-24T11:46:00.000-08:00

Episode: #24

First Aired: 6/27/2000

Description: Due to Brian's embarrassing flea problem, the Griffin's move into a hotel while the house if fumigated. Lois and Peter soon discover that Chris has been skipping gym class because he's self-conscious about his body. Peter tries to talk Chris into getting liposuction, while Lois starts preparing him special low fat meals. Stewie starts taunting Chris by eating everything in sight, and starts packing on the baby fat. Even though Chris isn't up for surgery, Peter decides to go for it. The new, svelte Peter has Lois all hot and bothered. Peter loves the results of his lipo and decides to have some work done on his face. The new, handsome Peter starts getting all sorts of special treatment: at the gym, at the grocery store, even from total strangers. Lois doesn't like the new Peter's attitude, especially when he joins "The Beautiful People's Club." Karma catches up to Peter while he's on his way to the club. Unable to take his eyes off himself, Peter plunges his car over a cliff. The nasty fall - and subsequent crash-landing into a large vat of lard - leaves him horribly disfigured (ie: back to normal).

He's Too Sexy for His Fat

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 23

2007-11-24T11:43:00.000-08:00

Episode: #23

First Aired: 6/27/2000

Description: After the mob helps Peter with destroying his new beat up car, so he can get another new car, he must repay his debt to the mob by taking The Don's nephew, Big Fat Paulie, to the movies. Peter informs Paulie that they can't hang out anymore because of Lois, a misunderstanding that leads Paulie to believe that Peter wants Lois killed.

There's Something About Paulie

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 22

2007-11-24T11:38:00.000-08:00

Episode: #22

First Aired: 6/13/2000

Description: Lois fears that Stewie needs to learn how to be social, so she sends him off to Pre-school, where he falls in love with Janet, a girl who likes his cookies. Meanwhile, Lois becomes a flight attendent, and Peter takes advantage of the free flights.

Damnit Janet

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 21

2007-11-24T11:35:00.000-08:00

Episode: #21

First Aired: 6/6/2000

Description: A plane smuggling psychedelic toads from Columbia crashes in Quahog, and toad-licked becomes the new drug of choice in the Quahog high school. Peter infiltrates the high school undercover as a cool kid named Lando Griffin, and is successful in convincing all the kids to quit licking toads. Meg is trying to gain popularity so that a cool kid will ask her to the prom, and decides to go with Peter since he's established himself as an incredibly cool person. However, Peter can't help living out his own fantasies of being the coolest kid in school, and can't say now when the most popular girl in school asks him to the prom, so Peter ditches Meg. Peter and his date are chosen as king and queen of the prom, but Peter is suddenly feeling nothing but guilt. He tells the whole school that Meg broke his heart by dumping him, and makes it look like high school persona was killed after driving his motorcycle over a cliff.

Let's Go to the Hop

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 20

2007-11-24T11:31:00.000-08:00

Episode: #20

First Aired: 5/30/2000

Description: When Brian offers to pick up Stewie from his Grandma and Grandpa's house, they miss their plane back and go on a cross-country journey back home.

Road to Rhode Island

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 19

2007-11-24T11:22:00.000-08:00

Episode: #19

First Aired: 4/25/2000

Description: Meg's slumber party is ruined by her family. She is sick of being embarrassed by them and secretly books the family on a talk show. Intrigued by their story, a network executive gets Peter to sign the family up to be on a reality show. Things quickly go awry, and the Griffins want out of the contract. However, the network owns their namesake, and the family is eventually replaced.

Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 18

2007-11-24T11:17:00.000-08:00

Episode: #18

First Aired: 4/18/2000

Description: Peter runs into a former classmate of his while at the amusement park that the classmate founded. Contemplating his own legacy, Peter starts to think about his future. Chris gives Peter a painting that he painted in order to cheer Peter up, but Peter ends up selling it to a New York art gallery for $5,000. Realizing that Chris might be his only hope to have a lasting legacy, Peter pushes Chris to follow his dream of becoming an artist. The family then moves to New York so Chris can become famous.

A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 17

2007-11-24T10:33:00.000-08:00

Episode: #17

First Aired: 4/11/2000

Description: When Lois decides to run for the local school board, Peter runs against her in effort to get his favorite teacher reinstated. Peter and his supporters start a negative campaign against Lois, including a bunch of lies and even sexy pictures of her. Peter's mudslinging works and he is elected. Peter starts some strange policies, including armed robots taking over for hall monitors. The new policies backfire after Chris is caught bringing inappropriate magazines to school. Peter must then think of a way to get Lois back and regain his reputation with the town of Quahog.

Running Mates

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 15

2007-11-24T10:23:00.000-08:00

Episode: #15

Code: 2ACX02

First Aired: 3/28/2000

Description: Forced to go on a women's retreat for telling sexist jokes at work, Peter resists the idea at first. After two weeks, however, Peter becomes a sensitive male. No one likes the new Peter, especially Lois. While attending a charity dinner, Lois does something that snaps Peter out of his feminine phase.

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 14

2007-11-24T10:19:00.000-08:00

Episode: #14

First Aired: 3/28/2000

Description: Lois becomes the director of the production "The King and I" for the Quahog Players theatre group. Peters wants to play a role in the production, but becomes more of a nuisance, so Lois decides to make him a producer to get him out of her hair. Peter goes on a power trip and tries to take total control of the play, firing Lois as the director and rewriting the entire play to fit his own vision. The musical is turned into a very interesting, racy cybord battle.

The King is Dead

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 13

2007-11-24T10:14:00.000-08:00

Episode: #13

First Aired: 3/21/2000

Description: When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is vistited by Death himself, who wants to take Peter away. After Death twists his ankle while chasing Peter, everyone on Earth becomes immortal while death is incapacitated.

Death is a Bitch

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 12

2007-11-24T10:10:00.000-08:00

Episode: #12

First Aired: 3/14/2000

Description: When Spooner Street ends up winning the float contest in the Harvest Day parade, a street-wide war breaks out over custody of the trophy. Meanwhile, to raise big money for a new Prada handbag, Meg gets a job at a pancake house, where she pretends that Stewie is her illegitimate crack addicted baby. Child services investigates and soon finds the Griffin home unsuitable for a baby, and take Stewie to a foster home. The residents of Spooner Street declare peace, and decide to rescue Stewie.

Love Thy Trophy

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 11

2007-11-24T10:07:00.000-08:00

Episode: #11

First Aired: 3/7/2000

Description: Lois suspects Stewie is the one creating all the pee stains around the house, so she decides to potty-train him. When an incident in the supermarket reveals that Brian is the one responsible, he goes to see a therapist. Brian finds out that his love of Lois is causing his accidents, so he decides to confront her.

Brian is in Love

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 10

2007-11-24T10:03:00.000-08:00

Episode: #10

First Aired: 12/26/1999

Description: Peter, who is concerned that the world is about to end becase of Y2K, convinces the family into canceling all their New Year's Eve plans. After bombs destroy everything, the Griffins set off to a Twinkie factory in Natick.

DaBoom

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 9

2007-11-24T10:00:00.000-08:00

Episode: #9

First Aired: 9/30/1999

Description: Peter's very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the Mill.

Holy Crap

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 8

2007-11-24T09:57:00.000-08:00

Episode: #8

First Aired: 9/23/1999

Description: Lois' Aunt dies and leaves her the Cherrywood Mansion. The family moves in to the new mansion in Newport only to lose their fortune after Peter makes an extravagant purchase at a charity auction.

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 7

2007-11-24T09:53:00.001-08:00

Episode: #7

First Aired: 5/16/1999

Description: When a heat wave hits Quahog, Peter gets Brian to enter a dog show to win $500 so that the family can get a new air conditioner. When they argue over a trick gone bad, Brian walks out on the family and Peter replaces him with a cat. Brian struggles to assert his civil rights and soon ends up at the pound. Luckily, Peter is able to bail him out by bribing the judge.

Brian: Portrait of a Dog

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 7

2007-11-24T09:53:00.000-08:00

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 6

2007-11-24T09:49:00.000-08:00

Episode: #6

First Aired: 5/9/1999

Description: Chris loses interest in being a youth scout, as he would rather pursue drawing and art instead. The Scout Master then kicks Chris out of the scouts. Peter then takes the family to the Big Apple to try to get Chris reinstated back into the scouts. After Peter takes a wrong turn on the way, the family ends up at a Native American casino. Lois then gets obsessed with the slot machines while Peter goes on a vision quest to prove that he has Native American blood in him.

The Son Also Draws

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 5

2007-11-24T09:45:00.000-08:00

Episode: #5

First Aired: 5/2/1999

Description: When the Griffin Family gets new neighbors that move in next door, Lois quickly becomes friends with Bonnie, Meg soon becomes attracted to their son, Kevin, and Peter becomes annoyed by the entire situation. After Peter injures the best player on his company's baseball team, Mr. Weed forces him to find a replacement, so Peter quickly changes his mind about his neighbors and invites Joe to play. When Joe shows up at the game, Peter learns that he is in a wheelchair. Joe ends up being the star of the game, which makes Peter jealous, as he wants to be a hero too. Peter ends up trying to stop a bank robbery to prove his value, but ends up getting caught up in the whole situation.

A Hero Sits Next Door

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4

2007-11-24T09:32:00.000-08:00

Episode: #4

First Aired: 4/25/1999

Description: At Chris' soccer game, Peter gets into a fight with a woman, that he thought was a man, and punches her in the face. After being placed under house arrest, Peter becomes restless and ends up turning the basement into a full bar. Lois begins singing each night and becomes the main attraction. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a time machine in order to avoid teething pain, but ends up taking back much more than that.

Mind Over Murder

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 3

2007-11-24T09:24:00.000-08:00

Episode: #3

First Aired: 4/18/1999

Description: Peter Allows Meg to go to a party with her new friend. This angers Lois because its the same day as Stewie's birthday. What Meg doesn't know is that she's actually attending a cult meeting. Peter comes to pick up Meg, when the Cult Leader follows. Stewie believes him to be the "Man in White", trying to return him to the womb.

Chitty Chitty Death Bang

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 2

2007-11-24T09:22:00.000-08:00

Episode: #2

First Aired: 4/11/1999

Description: While teaching Meg to drive, Peter crashes into the town satellite dish, which knocks out the city's cable. He promises Meg that if she takes the blame, he'll get her a car. Without TV, peter goes crazy, which drives the family insane. Meanwhile, after refusing to eat the broccoli that Lois gives him, Stewie attempts to build a weather control device that would destroy all vegetables.

I Never Met the Dead Man

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 1

2007-11-24T09:09:00.000-08:00

Episode: #1

First Aired: 1/31/99

Description: After Peter heavily drinks at a bachelor party, even though he told Lois he would not, he gets fired from his job at the Happy-go-Lucky toy factory for being hung over. Peter soon applies for welfare, but after a mix-up, gets sent a check for $150,000. Eventually, Lois finds out, and Peter decides to return the money by dumping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl. He is arrested as a result, and his family ends up coming to his rescue.

Death has a Shadow